I just realized that I never update this livejournal. So, I decided to switch over to my other livejournal that I never use and start using it.

The name is :

dearmrsedaris

I don't know how to make the magical link thingie, so deal.

Just add it, and I'll add you back. Or don't. Whatevs.

Well, here's my answer to your question Freeparking ( Read more... )

My friend Chris knows a furry. Yiff yiff yiff.

Your Birthdate: December 5

With a birthday on the 5th of the month you are inclined to work well with people and enjoy them ( Read more... )

So. While I was onstage for the play, someone snuck into the dressing room and stole $110 dollars out of my wallet.

I am far too trusting of my fucking fellow man.

Yesterday on my way into work I saw a car with three bumper stickers on it. One was a "Support Our Troops" ribbon. The second was a "W in '04" bumper sticker. The last one was a peace sign with the "World Peace" beneath it.

I almost died of laughter.

Well, I wasn't able to raise the money to go away to the lovely Geneseo and live on Campus. Every bank I called turned me down for a loan since I have no credit, and since my parents refuse to cosign a loan for me ( Read more... )

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I never noticed, but that face kind of looks like a little penis.

Your Linguistic Profile:

50% Yankee
20% General American English
15% Dixie
10% Upper Midwestern
5% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Oh yeah. And that's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to my current problems.

Does anyone know how much a hitman costs?