Isn't he charming? I like him to, but you stand a better chance than I do, sexy as I am.
I went downtown to the Homosexual Information Services (H.I.S.) where we fags keep detailed records on everyone's sexuality and stuff. Turns out Freeparking's straight.
Bah. We'll just see about that. I've broken up a lot of marriages in my time...turned a lot of straight guys gay. I'll work on this handsom lad and see if I can whittle him down.
P.S. - The dentist gave me Vicodin...about one billionth of a billionth of a micro-gram.
Not only is it not helping the pain of my root canal work, it's not giving me that space cadet glow that I've come to miss in 2 1/2 years of sobriety. I was hoping for honest-to-God doctor perscribed totally legitimate painkilling bliss.
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I went downtown to the Homosexual Information Services (H.I.S.) where we fags keep detailed records on everyone's sexuality and stuff. Turns out Freeparking's straight.
Bah. We'll just see about that. I've broken up a lot of marriages in my time...turned a lot of straight guys gay. I'll work on this handsom lad and see if I can whittle him down.
In the meantime he's fair game. Have fun.
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Not only is it not helping the pain of my root canal work, it's not giving me that space cadet glow that I've come to miss in 2 1/2 years of sobriety. I was hoping for honest-to-God doctor perscribed totally legitimate painkilling bliss.
Nada. Nothing. Zippo. Zilcher.
Feh. Gimmie drugs, Doc! Lots of it!
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