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[quesarahsarah]

I stole this from Jesse.

Ask me any three questions, and I will answer them truthfully.
Now watch, Prof will ask me how big my penis is when fully erect.

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[mamawaffle]

How does one aquire tentacles? What's a sure fire cure for insomnia? Have you any idea how bored I am?

[quesarahsarah]

1.You get n an accident involving yourself, toxic waste, and an octopus.
Either that, or you're the offspring of a tentacle sex beast. Take your pick.
2.Talking to Ben. He can put anyone to sleep.
3.Yes.

[jesus_fn_christ]

Why?
How?
When?

[quesarahsarah]

1.Because I wanted to dress you up in my love. ALL OVER YOUR BODY. From your head down to your toes.
2.With a needle, thread, and my love.
3.Why, yesterday in fact. You were there. DID YOU NOT REMEMBER?

[pixystyk02]

What is your favorite barnyard Animal?

Have you ever held a live fish?

Do you know how to swim?

[quesarahsarah]

1. Pigs. I can relate to them. And I envy their 30 minute orgasms.
2. Yes. Then I screamed and dropped it on the floor. Then I felt bad, because it was my pet goldfish, so I picked it back up and screamed, tossing it back into it's goldfish bowl. From then on, it would constantly swim into the side of the tank. I think I gave it brain damage. =(
3. Not really.