Hawaii is a place...

[quetz]

...where they have constonants, but they are regarded as a suspicious import from the mainland, to be avoided whenever possible.

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[vonvoncake]

Best. Quote. Today.

Mr. Thompson posits that during the last magnetic shift, most of the vowels slid to Hawaii and the consonants to Wales...

[ladydrakaina]

that or they simply came over and stole all the vowels: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Hawaiian_conquest_of_Wales

[mercystars]

be sure to eat lots of the local fruit (especially guava if it's in season rn), it's so much better