360 days further away from the last time i saw you...then again the last time i got to see you was after it was too late, hah! "too late" fuck euphamisms! the last time i saw you, well, you were already cold, compliments of your twisted, cruel and last, but not least, completely insane, wife. lets all take a moment to thank her for pulling the plug ( Read more... )

there once was a small civilization that lived high up in the mountains of switzerland. they were a cruel and coniving people and spent their time luring cow shepards deep into the hills with their voices. now their voices werent understood by humans but rather sounded like cow bells to you and i; it is by this they were able to steal cows and men ( Read more... )

there are hardcore jerks and then there are the pansy jerks. the hardcore jerks can at least look tough while being an asshole, the pansy jerks just snivel and are assholes, take lucas for example.hehe.pansy.

"i knew it was a bad idea, i knew it from the moment i looked into the mouth of the stone bohemith. the opening to the cave was small, small enough to keep one from escaping in a speedy fashion, but large enough to let god-knows-what in and out of it. listen, i didnt want to do it and if it wasnt for the money, then i wouldnt have, i mean, screw ( Read more... )

hey, wouldnt the world be a wonderful place if the ex-girlfriend would just back the fuck down? wouldnt it be great if he just got over their 1 month relationship for our two year relationship? yeah. im pretty fuckin sure it would be.

"you sing of filthy things of which youve never known, you dream of cigarettes and what its really like to be alone, but no, you never have and no, you never will, youve got everything you need but not what you want still, and your layin in your warm bed, a warm pillow pressed to your head, music down so soft, wondering what the hell its like to ( Read more... )

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cheers.

No one can find it in themselves to trust me.

"if i could open up my heart and let her out, i would never have to say her name aloud. it was your hello that kept me hanging on every word, and your goodbye, that keeps me looking for your voice around each corner, it keeps me looking for your voice around each corner ( Read more... )

my phone rang today. "jon's mobile" it read. i hesitated, "what if?" i thought. i picked up. it wasnt jon calling for a coffee date. it was a stranger that said i had called him and he was returning the call. cheers to fools like me.