I have this thing about men's falsetto. I'm strangely drawn to it. I've always had a fear of singing in my real range - I'm somewhat of a baritone - so in the past whenever I wanted to sing along to something I'd do it in a silly falsetto. Lately I've been trying to sing in my real voice. I'm actually pretty good at the falsetto when I really try. ( Read more... )

Ricky: You want to, uh, get outside? Some sun? Is this what you need ( Read more... )

Patrick Pills:

Will cause prevention boredom

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I need to hurry up and become a damn rockstar so I can just cruise around the country getting laid and abusing drugs. Seriously, Huxley's Brave New World was the dream I want for reality: a society (me being a part of society) placated by drugs, sex, and convenience. Not that my existence is unbearable by any means (obviously), but sometimes it ( Read more... )

Greed:Medium

Gluttony:High

Wrath:High

Sloth:High

Envy:Medium

Lust:Very High

Pride:Medium

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I want to wax my chest. Can one buy a home waxing kit at the supermarket, or must one visit some sort of specialty store? How much does wax cost?

Garages are weird. It's funny to me that in my house there's a cold room with a car and empty pop cans in it. When it's empty, I feel compelled to open the door and erect a tent in it, maybe have a campout. There is actually a non-electric space heater in there. All I need is a fire pit, a couple guns, and rations. Oh, and a life.

Alright, I've decided to post my pictures from the Bresa del Rio. Sara told me today she didn't have any pictures of us on her camera from her birthday, so I've got to upload them somewhere, and I'm sure as hell not putting those awful pictures of me on facebook. I figure most of you are good friends of mine so I have no qualms about putting them ( Read more... )

I've written this before, but I was thinking about it more today and I decided that it was worthy of title. I call it:

Patrick's Proportional Property of Preparational PalatabilityYes, I made up a word for my property. I don't care. My law states that the longer it takes to cook something, the more delicious it is. And to my knowledge, it is true ( Read more... )

I just passed my bed on the way to the fridge to grab some coke so I'd have the energy to write this entry; never has my bed looking appealing. Yeah, I'm tired; I meant to write that my bed has never looked so appealing ( Read more... )