Cancer Boy

Apr 05, 2006 15:40

Today I am going to the doctor to see if I have testicular cancer in my left BALL. Isn't that awesome. If I have it, I could die. What a rad birthday present, eh? Hopefully, I do not have cancer... but I have like 4 out of 5 symptoms, so yeah...

This is funny, but it's true. If I lose a ball I do not want to be made fun of.

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tropic of cancer ankharah April 6 2006, 06:58:51 UTC
baby--

i am so sorry you don't have cancer.i know you could have used it against me in so many ways.but at least you won't lose a ball,and you can be whole again.although,i'd rather be sad about the cancer than the stupid testicle.anyway,testicular cancer wouldn't have even killed you.it's the wimpiest of the cancers.i think other cancer support groups have testicle envy because they know they'll die sooner than the men with single balls.so consider yourself lucky,because even though you would have held all our sympathy,there's nothing worse than being hated by your own people.especially when they refer to you as "the one with the pussy cancer".i'm just looking out for you.and your testicles.

love--
me.

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quiet_o_phobic April 6 2006, 20:51:28 UTC
Testicular cancer is actually a pretty ballsy kind of cancer. Vaginal cancer, on the otherhand, is a total pussy. Testicular cancer goes straight for the balls and doesn't let go until you're either missing one ball, both, or you die. That's a man's kind of cancer.

I'm glad you got my testes' back. That's comraderie right there.

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breasts! ankharah April 7 2006, 07:07:01 UTC
you do know men can get breat cancer,right?now that takes a real man to graciously live 1/2 moob-less.

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Re: breasts! quiet_o_phobic April 7 2006, 21:08:52 UTC
Whammy..

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