Apr 05, 2006 15:40
Today I am going to the doctor to see if I have testicular cancer in my left BALL. Isn't that awesome. If I have it, I could die. What a rad birthday present, eh? Hopefully, I do not have cancer... but I have like 4 out of 5 symptoms, so yeah...
This is funny, but it's true. If I lose a ball I do not want to be made fun of.
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i am so sorry you don't have cancer.i know you could have used it against me in so many ways.but at least you won't lose a ball,and you can be whole again.although,i'd rather be sad about the cancer than the stupid testicle.anyway,testicular cancer wouldn't have even killed you.it's the wimpiest of the cancers.i think other cancer support groups have testicle envy because they know they'll die sooner than the men with single balls.so consider yourself lucky,because even though you would have held all our sympathy,there's nothing worse than being hated by your own people.especially when they refer to you as "the one with the pussy cancer".i'm just looking out for you.and your testicles.
love--
me.
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I'm glad you got my testes' back. That's comraderie right there.
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