Fact: Placing the word "rape" in your livejournal title will instantly attract more readers.Mother fuck! Why can't I be full and bristly like the the beards of ZZ Top? I'm as patchy as a quilt, man. I'm incomplete. I literally resemble pubic hair glued to this homo's face! He somehow thinks the longer I grow, the fuller I look. What a douche ( Read more... )

Unsightly razor bumps. Smooth, clear, effective. Four blades, new lotions.Welcome back, I'm Tom Brokaw ( Read more... )

There's a new show coming out this summer. Don't ask me when or on what channel it premiers because I haven't the slightest. All I know is while I was watching a basketball game with my Dad tonight, a commercial came on for a new reality-based show entitled "Black Gold ( Read more... )

Shortly after finishing a pop quiz, Jake turned to me and with genuine interest and excitement in his voice asked me if I'd ever seen a Scantron Machine ( Read more... )

I am getting old ( Read more... )

Upon receiving the picture he carefully placed it between his credit cards and old movie ticket stubs, giving the portrait its own special flap within his wallet to prevent any damage. Of course, she was still with him when he did this, and he had specifically attempted to impress her with the subtle act of devotion. He did it with a kind of ( Read more... )

The Little Miss Sunshine soundtrack is the best thing that has happened to me in the past month. The movie is tied for best ( Read more... )

General News Insanity!!1School has started once again and I'm taking four difficult classes. Great. I'm taking a math class that I cannot even do "review work" in... A history class which has a required ten minute speech worth 30% of my grade... A 4 unit oceanography class that takes up 6 hours of my week (Units are supposed to be hours per week, ( Read more... )

I'm going to Canada today. WHOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!! In your face everyone! HAHAHAHAHAHAAH ( Read more... )

There is. A house. In New Orleans. They call. The Rising Sun ( Read more... )