In Defense of Rape, or, A Day in the Life of Corey's Beard Presented in the First Person

[quiet_o_phobic]

Fact: Placing the word "rape" in your livejournal title will instantly attract more readers.Mother fuck! Why can't I be full and bristly like the the beards of ZZ Top? I'm as patchy as a quilt, man. I'm incomplete. I literally resemble pubic hair glued to this homo's face! He somehow thinks the longer I grow, the fuller I look. What a douche

Comments

[nerdrockliz]

I am contemplating writing something from the perspective of my lady beard... but I think it might be too risque. That and my bf might not be that happy. Wait, you and i should swap!

I hope you know I'm talking about my vagina.

[quiet_o_phobic]

I was with you from "lady beard" onward. And I think you should go for it. For one, it'd be far more interesting. And you could add a lot of sex jokes and penis humor, which is infinitely funnier than whatever the hell my entry is about.

[themartyrdied]

I have neither so what the hell do I write about??

[quiet_o_phobic]

Your ass hair. (Duh)