First and foremost, I have to say that this idea is a blatant, and most unoriginal ripoff of an article I once read on the humor website, somethingawful.com ( Read more... )

The Materialistic Nature of Cellular Phone Fiends ( Read more... )

Things I like right now:

Canada.

Carrot muffins.

Cheese.

Fantasy novels.

Woods.

Hobbit huts.

Satire.

Photography.

Speaking in french.

So, the past week and a half I have been entertaining (or at least trying to) my friend Will, from Canada. We saw all the sights, went to Catalina island, went to my home away from home (Tomithy the Third's Gaming Veranda), drove in my PORSCHE (my car will be capitalized from now on due to my enormous ego), and got him high. Good times ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNE BANKS, LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!

The typical day with Anne starts out with me calling her at 3am. She is always asleep at this time, but the cute sleepy voice that she talks to me with is enough. But lately I can't hear her very well. That's ok, she's still cute. Then Anne will call me at around noon because that's when she wakes up usually. She will say something like, "Boog boog ( Read more... )

What the fuck is wrong with people? Seriously. I am incredibly pissed at the world right now. Blah, I don't even want to talk about it.

Today I am going to the doctor to see if I have testicular cancer in my left BALL. Isn't that awesome. If I have it, I could die. What a rad birthday present, eh? Hopefully, I do not have cancer... but I have like 4 out of 5 symptoms, so yeah...

This is funny, but it's true. If I lose a ball I do not want to be made fun of.

Age: 21.

"Hey ( Read more... )