Unfortunately My Vision is Slowly Fading Away and Making Me Unable to Read Books

[quiet_o_phobic]

I am getting old

Comments

[bloodyxmurderx]

Corey!!
Glasses aren't so bad. I wear them. Mike wears them. We ALL wear them.

Have you read American Gods by Neil Gaiman?

[quiet_o_phobic]

No, but I've heard of it. Does that count? It doesn't? What the crap, why not?

Seriously though, I haven't read any Neil Gaiman yet, and the only reason I bought Good Omens was because it's co-authored by the genius of Discworld, Terry Pratchett. I've heard AG is really good though.

[nerdrockliz]

i just got glasses. and i can't see without them. we're all old!!!

[quiet_o_phobic]

Really? You should help me pick out what glasses I should get. I want to look cool and intelligent. Any ideas?

[nerdrockliz]

dude you have it easy. i had to buy super crazy expensive ones cuz all the cheap ones make me look crosseyed. friggin walmart had awesome guy ones. like grandpa ones. i think you could pull it off... me? not so much.

[quiet_o_phobic]

Define "Grandpa ones" if you can...

[themartyrdied]

i didn't know cocks had asses. huh.

[quiet_o_phobic]

Mine does. And I can't possibly be the only one, right? Guys...?