I had a wierd dream the other night that I actually remembered. I made out with a pretty girl with short black hair. Like pixie short. And because it was shorter than mine I made a joke about me bing the femm. Except, I recognized the girl in my dream as someone famous, but now I cant think of who it was. This bothers me. Who was she ( Read more... )

I love radio shows. This American Life was at the library and I'm listening to it right now. David Sedaris speaking in Elizabethan English, Sarah Vowell freaking out over a cannon, and messing with David Letterman. What more could a girl want? A Mountin Dew, you say? I've got that too ( Read more... )

I got laid off. Slow season, and I got cut. I don't know if or when I'll go back. Tomorrow I'll start a job hunt ( Read more... )

I ought to pay this journal thing more attention ( Read more... )

I'm not going to wrk today. Feeling very sick. But I hate to do it, because nini hasbeen absent on us for a long time. Four days off ths week and she still called in yesterday. This is different right? I can hardly stand and I've worked five days in a row prior to calling in today ( Read more... )

I saw Jake last night! Walking through the McDonalds drive through. They are nicey nice about that. And he made me a quadruple cheeseburger even though I only ordered double. My insides still hurt with joy. That was after he halfway dove through the teeny little drive through window to give me a hug.

I like taht guy a whole lotta something.

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Isn't it funny that the people in high school who are most for anarchy are the skinny little nothings who would be the first to kick it in an anarchist state? Sure, let's break down all forms of government and let the theory of evolution take its tole. But I won't restrain myself from yelling "DARWIN'D YO ASS" as the pussy little anarchist starts ( Read more... )

My ears smell like garlic ( Read more... )

I had a favorite dead essayist, but my life was lacking in one who is living. It lacks no more, for I have discovered Sarah Vowell, and I love her sense of humor so so much! She gets along with dead people and thinks that watching the CBC is like watching Invasion of the Body Snatchers, because they look like us, and talk like us, but there is ( Read more... )