There was once a butcher who loved the movies of Sean Connery. He knew everything about them, but he'd forgotten the name of one of them. This vexed him sorely, so he sought out the wisest goat in his valley to see if he remembered.

"Oh, goat," he said, coming to the bridge where the wise goat held court, "do you remember the movie where Sean ( Read more... )

Long-time friends, as well as those who have scrolled to the bottom of my journal page, may recall that my first post conveyed important information about badgers.  I have recently learned of an update to this information and wish to share it with the community:  https://www.

Book: The Sword of Samurai Cat, by Mark E. Rogers ( Read more... )

If you knew Mary Sue - then you’d know why I eschew
Use of Marys - those Mary Sues
Oh I can’t stand the gal - can’t stand those Mary Sues

Mary Sue, Mary Sue - oh how I want to strangle you
those Marys - those Mary Sues
Oh I can’t stand the gal - can’t stand those Mary Sues

Mary Sue! Mary Sue! Perfect, perfect, perfect Mary Sue!

Buffy thinks you're special ( Read more... )

This is from Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72. I think it's worth a read.

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The girl riding with me tonight is looking for an old
boyfriend who moved out of Boston and is now living,
she says, in a sort of informal commune near
Greenville, N.H. It is five or six degrees above zero
outside and she doesn't even have a blanket, much less
a ( Read more... )

1. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Yes.  Who hasn't, really?

2. What's something you MUST do before you die?
Take Meredith to Europe.

3. Are you single? Do you want to be?
No and no.

4. What's one thing you will not eat?
Spiders

5. What color is your underwear?
White.  I'm boring.

6. When's the last time you went out of state ( Read more... )

Here's that bit of Samurai Cat Goes To Hell about which I was telling some of you:

"Henry," Tomokato said, "are you here to keep an eye on me?"
"Been doing that all along," Henry answered. "Truth is, you lucked out landing here."
He pried up a flat stone, revealing a glowing white tablet, upon whcih dark letters read:
ANGELIC BAIL-OUT SQUARE ( Read more... )

Meredith and I just got engaged.

At this time, I have no intention of actually updating this journal. I got the account so I could comment on others' journals. If there's going to be actual content in here, I'll let you know. Until then, allow me to suggest you get Badger song stuck in your head: www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

HAND!