.o7 / ...underwater conspiracy theories?

[quite_excitable]

A whale...

adfdxfsdfasd ITS A WHALE.

Surely this is a sign that we will soon be underwater and Daddy cant hold his breath for that long though surely I'd make a wonderful merman - Kyouya, note that down for the host club later use! - but really now while it wouldn't damage my beauty I'm just sure the salt wouldn't be good for the pores of the

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[arch_bishonen]

I don't know if this is true or not, but maybe, oh I wish I'd left the palace sometime before this-- Isn't--isn't seawater bad for hair, as well?

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[quite_excitable]

Well, you see...

[quite_excitable]

I DIDNT WANT TO BRING IT UP BECAUSE IT MIGHT WORRY THEM MORE

[if_iweretherain]

Are you a merman? That's so cool!

Cocoa butter hand cream?

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[quite_excitable]

Daddy can be whatever he wants to be.

[quite_excitable]

And yes! That gentle cream intended for even the worst of skin! Such a subtle scent but nevertheless effective! Everyone should carry some~!

[if_iweretherain]

...Daddy...? And you can? Really? Can you transform, like magic or science fiction!?

I don't think I've used it before... my skin isn't bad though!

[devilawaiting]

shit, not the maidens!!

[quite_excitable]

THE MAIIIIDENS.

[devilawaiting]

don't worry dude. i got the maidens.

[quite_excitable]

Ah, good. Its nice to know someone else is helping to look out for them.

[ninkyou_ningyo]

Ahhh, you would probably make a lovely merman, sir!

And you're right - if the monster put the people here underwater, that would be..unforgiveable! The poor whale was enough... But why would the maidens need cocoa butter hand cream again..? :c

[quite_excitable]

Thank you, miss.

I suppose we could build a raft if it came to that--And it's for their skin! They need to rehydrate!

[ninkyou_ningyo]

- but what if it happens too suddenly to make a raft!?

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[quite_excitable]

Ummm...

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[notsogrim]