Oh, I am terribly sorry, I did not observe you in that damp little corner. Why ever did you not speak up? I am a magician, not a psychic, you know.... Well? You must have wanted something. Do tell.


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All right. Just some fun quotes from our wealthy, quick-witted and ever-so-slightly-opinionated gentleman magician.

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Jonathan Strange's family history goes as such:

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