Sometimes, my dad amazes me.  And not in the semi-hero worship, "he's sooo amazing," way of yester-year.  No...more like I am amazed that someone I love and respect JUST SAID THAT.  So, we are eating out at the Texas Roadhouse (yum!) and our waiter seems a little older than most waiters and also a little green.  He wasn't providing poor service.   ( Read more... )

"Holding a grudge is just letting someone live rent-free in your head."   Great, so not only does he get to take my pillows and covers in the middle of the night...he's also a freaking squatter." :P

I've missed you.  Okay...that's a lie.  I had completely forgotten about you since returning to Texas during Paul's deployment.  A lot has happened since then.  I have a daughter now.  She's four and so stinking cute!  I lost my Robert and my Bob.  But, I'm pregnant with my second son, to be named Robert Daniel.  Mama and Daddy promise to call him ( Read more... )

Jessica Marie Dollar's Aliases

Your movie star name: Pringles Robert

Your fashion designer name is Jessica Prague

Your socialite name is Turbosneezer Austin

Your fly girl / guy name is J Dol

Your detective name is Chinchilla Garland

Your barfly name is Strawberry Hard Candy Amaretto Sour

Your soap opera name is Marie Patricia
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Your Power Color Is Teal
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Your Kissing Purity Score: 14% Pure
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Your Linguistic Profile:

35% General American English
30% Dixie
25% Yankee
5% Midwestern
0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

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I say that without apologies. I am very proud to be from Dallas, Texas. Yes, it has its share of nondriving a-holes and all around bigot jerks. But, really, what state doesn't have them? While on that subject, please do not judge the second largest state in the USA by one city, namely, Houston. Houston is our fattest, ugliest, most ( Read more... )

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