My dreams are getting seriously crazy assed, and I thought I would share them. Feel free to ignore, enjoy and / or psycho analyse to your hearts content.

1) I wake up (in my dream) and hear noises downstairs. I think I'm being burgled. I creep downstairs and see an orange glow from the sitting room. I open the door, and the room is dark, but there ( Read more... )

When am I ever going to fall for somone who likes me too?

When are people I am not attracted to going to stop liking me?

Why don't men EVER say what they're really thinking?

I was born a spinster

*grump*

I drove my new Toyota Yaris T3 home tonight. Shes gorgeous and sexy and utterly terrifying to drive. Petrol engines are significantly less fun than diesel. I only stalled once though, and that was at red traffic lights so I don't think anyone noticed. I thought i would find it difficult to drive - but its not. Its mildly disturbing to drive, and ( Read more... )

I fully support our farmers, and the continuous uphill struggle they face.

But one law for all isnt always fair. If one cow, not part of a herd, being kept separate from other animals, in an enclosed space, not to become part of the food chain, that also happens to be worshipped, cant be saved. BAH. The c**ts. I hate them.

This is the most awful web ( Read more... )

Beause its wonderful, and it makes me bawl within seconds, every time, without fail.

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I will rant about their stupidity after I have finished drooling at the video.

Its taken a few days to even contemplate writing up sunday. I'm still not sure I'll be able to finish this, but here goes...

After the previous events I decided to deal with everything the way I deal with everything... that is - I have spent the past five weeks completely obliterated. Sunday I decided, would be the start of sobriety. I had an ( Read more... )

RIP

Im glad you didn't starve for two weeks first.

Well, I'm home. Safe and sound and with a brand new obsession in tow. Everyone knows tornadoes turn me on. But in the past I've been satisfied with a tornado calender and watching the occasional documentary ( Read more... )