I'm a bad Internet friend in that I never frigging update or post comments. This is mostly because I haven't had much to say/any time to do so. Since I like to create epic posts I generally wait for something exciting to happen. Not to mention that in record time this year, I had my Internet privileges banned for two weeks, instead of the standard ( Read more... )

To commemorate the three thousandth fucking time that Lucas has released his hideously corrupted version of the Original Trilogy here is some fun Star Wars Trivia. Seems appropriate considering the fusion of my username.

I am reminded of an interesting incident in a film class I had last year. We were studying Star Wars and when the end of the ever ( Read more... )

A very odd thing happened to me this week dear readers. Allow me to regale you all, with such wonderful tales from my life ( Read more... )

Here it is, Monday night, as is promised.

http://cornerpenthouse.livejournal.com/

Come back every day this week, for a new, old-school strip. Feel free to leave comments if you'd like, but stuff like "you are teh sux00rs" does not help. I'm sensitive, you know.

But feel free to comment.

Chewy out.

Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, a little update from your dear friend Chewy.

I've been here, I've been there, and there has been a startling lack of updating and commenting from myself. I have not lost interest in LiveJournal or any of you, dear friends, I just have a lack of anything fun to say. Until now.

The Porter system is up and more or less ( Read more... )

Greetings and salutations faithful readers, Chewy is back in black...er...Toronto. And here, more or less and for better or worse, for good ( Read more... )

So it looks like Futurama is making a comeback dear friends. This makes me happy! New episodes to be done in 2008, and for another station other then Fox. Thanks Christ. Fox fucks everything good up. Ask any fan of Arrested Development.

Now if we could only bring back Undergrads and Clone High as well, we'd be in business.

In other news, this chap ( Read more... )

My dear friends, the Canadian Government is fucking run by monkeys. Monkeys that are idiots. I have quite a tale for you all. Let me elaborate.

Imagine if you will that it is the year 1998, around when I was a lad of fourteen. I apply to get a Social Insurance Number with an accompanying card, as you need one to be a legal worker in Canada. No sweat ( Read more... )

Jesus fucking Christ, The Living End was just God fuck amazing.

For starters, the venue took place at The Mod Club, which was, as I experienced, a great venue, due to the balconies and various other viewing options one has. I am sure most of you are familiar with it.

The first band to play slips my mind at the moment, however when I regain the ( Read more... )

Last week I went to the local Goodwill with my mother on my day off.

I did not even look at the clothing and went directly to the electronics section. There I found CD's galore.

I managed to get The Boogie Nights Soundtrack, Pocket Full of Kryptonite by the Spin Doctors and Chase the Sun by the OC Supertones (Christian ska, but good ska none the less ( Read more... )