i want your love i dont want to be friends

[r2tincan]

im not good for rebounds

im not good for relationships

im not good for flings

so what the fuck am I good for?

Comments

[asleepalone]

marriage!

[anonymous]

I have thought about this question and I believe I have come up with a few good things you are good for.

Anal sex. Giving head. Showing guys what NOT to do? Star Wars Merchandise Profit Margin. Making people leave.

[r2tincan]

I didn't think any of my 'friends' knew how to use proxies.

[afterbeautiful]

i was going to write anal sex too! but in a friendly way, not an asshole way <3