1: Go to http://www.google.com

2: type "Miserable Failure" or "Failure" into the search terms.

3: Click "I'm Feeling Lucky!"

4: Have a good laugh.

"We smell good!"
"We're a Good Smelling Team!"

A: "Yea, I can't let her know what I'm ordering, but we'd like this" *Points to Menu*
Waitress: "Oh you rike the eer rorr! (eel roll)"
A: *Rolls eyes*


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The worst is when I have dreams involving the people I used to love. I don't want to see them, why does my subconcious bring them to the surface? The worst part is how my interactions with them and their interactions with eachother are extremely unrealistic. Then, I wake up, and I don't know what to feel. Should I Miss? Should I Shun? Should I ( Read more... )

+ Staying clean and loving it ( Read more... )

Probably one of the best quizzes I've ever taken, very well built.

You are a
Social Liberal
(63% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(38% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Centrist

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What Is Your Seduction Style?

Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover


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Happy B-day, You know who you are.

5:48 Music - The Who - Teenage Wasteland (for you Jen)

"When you don inpenetrable armor of love, no harm can be done to you."

Especially #4 from the first list and #3 from the second list

http://michaelbluejay.com/police/arrest.html

Today, I thanked someone who didn't see it coming. If most people were in my shoes they would have cursed the person out, but I thanked them for helping me realize ( Read more... )

It's funny how in 1 night evertything can change, being in the wrong place at the wrong time can mean everything. In one fell swoop I've lost 3 friendships, whose values amount to much more than I could ever enumerate. So much is beyond our control, so much is unknown. Was it fate? was it destiny? I dont really know ( Read more... )

Oh my friend, Taurus, you're so set in your ways. But, how can you know your way when you don't allow yourself to see. Your stance is solid, your reserve is steely, firm in all your earthly ways. Alas, your mind is lost inside itself, constantly careening through thin winding roads, but nobody would ever be the wiser ( Read more... )