wtf?

This makes my toes curl:

How much does the internet weigh?
We put cyberspace on the scale.

By Stephen Cass

How heavy is information? Most of us know that computers represent all types of information - e-mails, documents, video clips, Web pages, everything - as streams of binary digits, 1s and 0s. These digits are mathematical entities, but they are ( Read more... )

Because chronic headaches and depression wasn't enough, now I get to have an ulcer too. My doctor sent me to the ER yesterday so I got to spend five hours waiting around for a man to come in, poke my belly and tell me what we already knew. I think the whole process would go remarkably smoother if they administered the pain killer first rather then ( Read more... )

"If you're a film fan, collecting video is sort of like marijuana. Laser discs, they're definitely cocaine. Film prints are heroin, all right? You're shooting smack when you start collecting film prints. So, I kinda got into it in a big way, and I've got a pretty nice collection I'm real proud of."

I may be a pathetic cradle robber, but I also just got an A on my chem test so fuck you San Diego!

If men could menstruate ... clearly, menstruation would become an enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event: Men would brag about how long and how much.... Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. Of course, some men would still pay for the prestige of such commercial brands as Paul Newman Tampons, Muhammed Ali’s Rope-a-Dope Pads, John ( Read more... )

So earlier tonight during a chem lecture i almost died when i started choking on my cheerios after laughing at my professor saying "pee-pee".

Wow, aren't i fantastically mature and cool? Yeah, i'm going to go hide under a rock now.

At age 22 ( Read more... )

I am a chemistry rock star!

Earlier tonight I was most deliberately not watching the Oscars when I was struck with a strong desire for something jiggly.  I'm a bit of a hedonist so I like to indulge my whims when I can and I thought on the feeling for a moment before as quickly as lightning finds a fat man with a key I hit on an idea. "I know!" I thought proudly to myself, "I ( Read more... )