Ahem.

[r_coppola]

Considering that my beloved sister is having a birthday, I really wanted to be the first one to tell her happy birthday and show her how much I appreciated the ass kicking job that she has done. Therefore, I have given her the single greatest gift...ever...

Comments

[francis_coppola]

Don't you think your sister has enough to worry about without having to run a backwards, half-starved country like North Korea?

Well, at least you didn't buy her Iraq or Israel.

[dominocoppola]

At least I have the power to do something useful. I could stop that war that has been waiting to happen. Anyway. Thanks, I guess? *smiles, punches in arm*