None of this is real. I'm not Ryan, just a fan and I only add people who are also big pretenders like me.

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I was gone. I'm back. Hey glitter girl.

I was going to start this off admitting I'm the one who voted 4 billion times last year, so Olivia would be #1 on Maxim or with a trailer to my new movie, which is maybe not as lame as Bandslam.

But instead I wanted to show you all this ( Imprinting is very bad )

I considered writing smut or putting up some amusing you tube, or even one of me sweating and banging on buckets, but I decided to save all that for later.

All I really wanted to say is all that shit about me not being official. Forget it. I am now.
Thank you to the people I know and the ones I don't who helped.

( music )