So... Miss Black. Miss him? Miss your little play thing? He'll be back ( Read more... )

Happy fucking Christmas, you bastards.

I hope you all get coal in your stockings.

BLOODY FUCKING HELL! RODOLPHUS LESTRANGE! YOU HAD BETTER START EXPLAINING THIS!

WHY WOULD ANDROMEDA'S JOURNAL TALK ABOUT YOU KISSING A BLOKE?! A GAY BLOKE! WHY? MERLIN FUCK ME! AM I GOING TO HAVE TO COME BACK THERE AND KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOU?

EDIT: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT KINGSLEY SHACKLEBOLT! MY BROTHER KISSED REGULUS BLACK!!

Well, don't I know who's on the naughty list.

Oh yeah... I may not be around but I've been keeping quite an eye on all of you.

Andromeda Black is pregnant. We all know now that Dolohov has indeed reached puberty!

Hey Teddy! What do you think of that? Your girl's forever unavailable! Going to go cry now?

I HATE YOU ALL ( Read more... )

Another successful day. It went quite well.

Andromeda, I hope you enjoyed our little time together. I'll see you soon, sweet cheeks.

So... who's getting me a Christmas present?

If anyone needs ideas, I have something splendid in mind. Actually, I think I just may write out a list. Here we go then...

Rabastan's Wish List1. From Dolohov, I would like his girlfriend for at least a night. That would be most lovely ( Read more... )

Hey Dolph, Bellatrix wants your body. All that hating you, it was all an act. Better go jump her bones, quick! She's a feisty one though, you have to use a little force ( Read more... )

AHHHHHHH ( Read more... )