Things That Need to F.O.A.D and/or Be Blown Off the Face of the Earth by Dr. Evil

A list by Melony Ford.

Thing That Needs to Fuck Off and Die Number One: Bad Roleplays and Their Shithead Members Who Cannot Write Worth Their Own Heads. I'm semi going to this one HP RP. I don't like these people. First, this one girl bitches about anime banners ( Read more... )

One friend of mine just had parental intervention in her relationship with her idiot I'M-WHITE-AND-HAVE-A-DICK-I'M-GOD-ASSHOLE boyfriend about two or three months ago, another is already having "THAT WHORE" problems (and she's thirteen, mind you) because some jack off high schooler had sex with her and then bragged to both HER BROTHER and to my ( Read more... )

I'M OFF TO GO STUFF ZERO IN MY CLOSET! WHO'S COMING WITH ME ( Read more... )

Okay, well, LJ Cut hasn't been working for me lately, so this is might be a longass post ( Read more... )

Today was better than yesterday. I woke up, and my mom was yelling for me to get up, and I looked at the watch by my bed, and it said 10:30, so I went back to sleep, because I still felt tired ( Read more... )

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Alchaholics suck. They totally fucking suck. Especially the ones that sneak around, get drunk in the garage, smoke cigarettes, DESPITE THE FACT THEY SUPPOSEDLY QUIT THREE FUCKING YEARS AGO, then act like a total prick ( Read more... )

[same crap]name;:Melony do you like your name;:Yes. Except no one has the common decency to get it RIGHT. middle name;:Louise do you like your middle name more than your first?;:Naw. birthdate;:November Seventeenth, Nineteen Eighty Nine. age;:Fourteen, dumbfuck. wish you were still..;:I like getting older (depending on which day you talk to me) so ( Read more... )

AAHHHH! IT'S FUCKING MARCH! WHY THE HELL IS IT FUCKING MARCH!?! AAHHHH ( Read more... )

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