Oh, my head ...

[rabidfangirl]

*wakes up in strange room*

That was the weirdest dream ...

*crawls to door and jiggles handle*

Huh?

*jerks hard on handle*

Hey! HEY!!!

*suddenly remembers previous events*

Pretty bad guy!!! Want out!!! Cannot function!!! Damsel in distress!!!

Don't make me launch a Mary Sue assault on your ass!

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[forsaken_one]

::snicker::

::showers you in plastic barbies fully poseable M Club 7 figurines::

[rabidfangirl]

*curses like a Mary Sue pirate*

[forsaken_one]

::picks you up and drops you in the sea::

I wonder if rabid fangirls float....

::pelts you with M Club 7 tinned spagetti shapes::

AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[rabidfangirl]

*SPLASH*