*watches events unfold, then shrugs and slips away to tend to her children*

*She's perfectly happy so long as Hama remains in one piece.*

Happy...*sniff*...Mother's...*sniff*...Day.

*SOB*

DARLING!!! DARLING COME QUICK!!! OH DARLING YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!!!

*BOUNCES!*

I have lovely news for you darling.

*bats eyelashes; twinkle twinkle midnight violet diamond eyes*

We really are having a baby. I just got back from seeing a fabulous doctor in Valinor, and he says it's Rohirric and that we can expect it any time within the next six months. Isn't that wonderful?! I have a special evening planned just for the ( Read more... )

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*stalks into Minas Tirith and begins searching for a place to stay and an ear to listen*

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She's insane!!! Her horse is lame, and in her melancholy state, I fear that she might kill us all!!! Don't let her do it! I beg you! Think of the children!!! By the way, Erestor and Glorfindel, you owe me child support. I should hope you're ready to tell me if you'd prefer to settle this in or out of court.

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*fumes*

Of all the ... dsflsdjflsdjflsdjflsjdfljsdlfjsldjfls!!!

I DEMAND A FONGING!!! IN PUBLIC!!!

Or several hundred gold pieces a month in child support.

PAIN! EMOTIONAL TRAUMA! I HAVE BEEN SPURNED!!! MY CHILDREN HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN BY THEIR FATHERS!!!

Erry, Gofi, I love you both. *bestows kisses*

And of course I love my babies, which is why they all have new little Irmotine's outfits in pink and red.

Oh, and Hama dear ... I have a little present for you. *pats stomach, eyes twinkling*

Well, I think I've tormented Hama enough for one afterlife. His stupified expression of horror is worth having to die.

Now then, if you sign me out of here, darling boy, I won't bother you again for at least another month.