Comments | rabidninja: a romantic valentines day haiku...

rabidninja

a romantic valentines day haiku...

Feb 14, 2005 17:53

stinky cheese paper,
stay away from my nostrils,
you reek of choad sweat.

running from you is what my best defense is...

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it all makes sense now gutarez February 14 2005, 23:07:47 UTC

so that's why you didnt come and see me at the library

Re: it all makes sense now rabidninja February 15 2005, 16:59:33 UTC

i'm sorry you had to find out like this mark. it's true, my cheese paper sniffing habit is getting out of hand. it's interfering with my studies, and family life. i... i don't know what to do. please help me!

untraceable_24 February 15 2005, 00:23:38 UTC

ewwwww

Happy Valentine's Day!

rabidninja February 15 2005, 18:05:59 UTC

after my traumatic experience this weekend i can understand your dislike for all things cheese.

happy belated valentines day tracy.

totallytightfit February 15 2005, 00:59:45 UTC

HAAHAAAHAAHAAAAAAAAA !! I hate valentines day.

rabidninja February 15 2005, 16:55:17 UTC

doolge, without you and all of your hard work this haiku wouldn't have been possible. it's for this reason that i am making this my official valentines day haiku to you. i love you man.

well rod totallytightfit February 15 2005, 16:59:19 UTC

whenever you need a little choad sweat action..

give me a call <3

lidle_pool February 15 2005, 01:34:16 UTC

that smell reminds me of playing video games with doogle.

rabidninja February 15 2005, 16:34:08 UTC

pool... don't be sad. you may be several hundred miles away, but remembering the days of the aye-pee-tee is as easy as 1, 2, 3... 4, 5.

1) go to kash and karry
2) buy some presliced store brand cheddar
3) sniff the paper divider
4) relive the magic
5) peel and repeat

love,

rod

captainseahag February 15 2005, 02:55:53 UTC

wow, that was dirty.

hot sex baby... rabidninja February 15 2005, 16:47:31 UTC

you think that's dirty? wait till i post the haiku i wrote about my soiled underwear. *leg spasm*