i'll write you a song,
with words from a thesaurus,
and a few bar chords.

don't say i'm the one you want to lose...

your car is fast... and?
i mean... you're still a huge dork,
no car will change that.

zoom zoom....

you set them down, and i'll knock them up. that's right baby. i had been dreading the fact that time would inevitably move along and set me into this second week of november for a while now. but i tend to forget that i have an unusually high tolerance for the bullcrap that life can dish out. what i'm saying is, is that this week isn't as bad as i ( Read more... )

dear mister stoner dude,
when we did the freak nasty,
i got some mad wood.

guitar solo....

stupid cake donuts,
they called my name from the fridge,
and made me do it!!!!!!

this could be serious...

muscles and emo,
are like oil and vinegar,
they just don't mix well.

well... it looks like all of the rods out there are slowly being killed off. first it was rod roddy from the price is right, now it's rodney dangerfield. i can't help but worry.

nothing against mr. dangerfield (i mean... who doesn't love the movie ladybugs?), but rod roddy's death hit a little closer to home. as a kid i would daydream of being ( Read more... )

they moved coach jimmy,
his cubical was too small,
for all of his chins.

"my friend thinks you're really cute.... he's standing outside."

priceless

if the ground were squishy, nobody would be able to tell that i bounce when i walk.

problem solved