a terrible cold,
and a suspended license,
yes sir... life is good!

i would have a nervous breakdown right now, but it doesn't fit into my busy schedule.

on another note...

- the new pinback cd is most excellent -
- the new interpol cd is most excellent -
- the new jimmy eat world cd is most excellent -
- the new hot rod circuit is... alright -

it seems that many people in this day and age posses the olfactory senses of a single celled organism. this sad fact, along with the "dowsing myself with cologne will offset the fact that i don't bathe" mentality, has lead to what i now consider to be an epidemic ( Read more... )

i don't know who removed the cookie tray from the rack of dessert offerings today at lunch, but mark my words people... i will have my revenge. seriously though, i ate a bad tomato, i was counting on those chocolate chip and m & m cookies to cleanse the palate. god, my mouth still tastes like dumpster juice ( Read more... )

first my car won't start,
then no power for two days,
what a great weekend!!!

your jetta has fleas,
and one of them bit my face,
it looks like a zit.

it's all just a game,
so go ahead... tear him down,
to build yourself up.

i slept waaaaay too long,
is four hours still a nap?
stupid alarm clock.

my microwave broke,
which means no boca burgers,
i can't live like this.

in case you don't know,
most of my posts are haiku's,
just clearing things up.

i know what you're thinking,
i know how you're feeling,
believe me, you're not alone.

watch patty winters,
catch a cab to pierce and pierce,
is that donald trump?