atm machine,
did you have to eat my card?
why not a sandwich?

i've spent five dollars,
and my damn clothes still aren't dry,
don't dryers dry things?

PS - charley is a hurrican't

buy lots of water,
and stock up on all canned foods,
you'll die full and quenched.

coherent... hardly,
like a bum after a fix,
recycled non-sense.

you're aiming for him,
but the shit keeps hitting me,
over and over.

To : stuff4jocks@comcast.net ( Read more... )

at this hour falling asleep is almost impossible. my room faces bruce b. downs and people have already started heading off to work. i lay restless serenaded by the sound of tires ripping against the asphalt. i try to drown it out by playing word games in my head or by thinking of a song i like. so now a song is stuck in my head and i decide that i ( Read more... )

To : spv@smithandpooter.com ( Read more... )

so i was longboaring in the nearby garage, using the tiny little mp3 player that doogle gave me for my birthday. when all of a sudden i had to fart... and since nobody was there... i did. nothing unusual about that. here is the weird part... since i couldn't hear the fart over the music, i totally thought i pooped my pants. i was so convinced that ( Read more... )

sorry about that.