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[rabumeme]

THE BLIND DATE RP MEMERegardless of where your character was before, they suddenly find themselves... somewhere else. Somewhere else almost sickeningly cute. Think of stereotypical dream dates - romantic gondola rides, walks on the beach, a candle-lit restaraunt, the more cliche the better. (Shoujo manga-style falling cherry blossoms and

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Battler Ushiromiya | Umineko no Naku Koro ni

[antifantasy]

[ It kind of figured that this date thing would take place on a beach of some island. Maybe it was Rokkenjima, who knows. Man, Battler was really, really bad at getting himself off of islands. ]

HAVE YOUR SISTER.

[gretelbeatrice]

[ totally lost on where she is right now. she hasn't even noticed her BROTHER a bit across from her.

this could either be a reaaaaally awkward date or ~sibling bonding time~ ]

((ooc: I AM SO SORRY I COULDN'T RESIST ))

INCEST IS A REGULARITY WITHIN THIS SERIES

[antifantasy]

[ Hold the phone, there's no way Battler could mistake this person-- ]

Wait a sec... Ange...?!

SO FREAKING TRUE. INCEST BABIES EVERYWHERE.

[gretelbeatrice]

[ wait a second... that couldn't be onii-chan. impossible... he was dead. there was no way. it might be her imagination, but she can't help but respond. ]

...Battler?

[antifantasy]

[ ... Yeah. He watched Ange die, too. Of course, Battler understands the truth about everything now - magic, deaths within the meta world, reality - He knows that Ange isn't truly dead. But that didn't mean having her torn apart behind him was any easier to stomach... He was still human. ]

... Yeah. It's me... your big brother.

[gretelbeatrice]

[ this... was unreal for her. it had to be an illusion, no matter how amazing of a moment it was. she steps closer, a bit skeptical. ]

I-I thought you were...

1/2

[antifantasy]

[ Battler shakes his head. ]

I'm still within the closed circle of 1986. So...

[antifantasy]

[ Battler then reaches out his hand and offers her a smile. ]

Hey. Come on, Ange. If I don't crumble or disappear from your touch, it's proof that this is the real thing, isn't it? It's as good as proclaiming it in the red. But you have to believe it with your heart.

[gretelbeatrice]

[ to be honest, she's terrified. it's like a dream come true to see her older brother like this, and yet one touch could crumble it. but if it was true... she wouldn't have to hide behind an alias. she could just be ange.

a bit hesitantly... she takes his hand and braces herself for the worst. ]

[antifantasy]

[ Battler's grin widens and he takes his little sister's hand in his. ]

See? Didn't I tell you?

[gretelbeatrice]

[ ...she can't take this now. he's real. almost immediately, she hugs him tight. she can feel tears welling up too. ]

Onii-chan... I missed you...

1/2

[antifantasy]

[ Oh, Ange... Of course, Battler returns the embrace, hugging his little sister tight. ]

... Yeah. I missed you too, Ange...

[antifantasy]

... Heh. The last time I held you like this, you were so small. I still can't get over this incredible growth spurt...

[gretelbeatrice]

[ she laughs a bit at that through her tears. ]

12 years tends to do that to you, I guess...

yeah whatever, dealwithit.jpg

[endlesstits]

You look kind of familiar. Have we met?

i'm so glad

[antifantasy]

[ WHAT A CUTIE PIE. A cutie pie that looks like she could be his... cousin. Or sister? But something like familial blood doesn't hinder a man like Battler! ]

Ihihi, maybe I've got some kind of mysterious long lost relative. That aside, I don't think we've ever crossed paths. [ He would recognize the tits. ]