What a fucking creepy mo fo he is.

Damn, that was wild as fuck. I ain't be messin' with that shit no mo'!

If all goes as planned, tonight is going to be fucking fabulous. Three cheers for my 5 day weekend!!!

So there is this fucking beautiful guy in my Public Speaking class. He sat next to me and told me he wasn't nervous because he took two xanax's earlier tonight. What a hottie. I get to spend the rest of the semester staring at the sexiest guy ever.

I spent a lot of money in Victoria Secret today. I bought some good shit.

I have tasted their world, and I believe I understand them now.

I am fucking sick. I forgot how terrible it feels.

Is Porcelain by Moby the best ever or what?

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X-Mas wasn't so bad. My digital camera picture program does some neato stuff.


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Beep beep. Got a wicked scholarship to UAB. Hellz yeahz ( Read more... )