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Today, Kris, Luke and I were walking back downtown after lunch. We pass a parking lot full of people in professional attire playing cornhole. The three of us look at the parking lot quizzically and Kris says, " I do not understand this." Suddenly, out of nowhere, a drunk homeless man missing most of his front teeth informs us, at an innpropriate ( Read more... ) -
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San Francisco was amazing. I am in love with that city and now I remember why I wanted to go to college out there so bad. I want to live in a place that is open minded, and evironmentally concious and where all the restaurants serve organic food ( Read more... ) -
Regionalisms... stolen from Marie
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I would just like to share that I am now officially working on the best case in the history of the earth. I now represent a stripper who fell in a b.f. hole in some dude's yard and has sued because she is now too injured to work the pole. Annnd she apparently injured her ass in the b.f. hole fall, so she has provided pictures of it for evidence. ( Read more... ) -
I made a G today... but you made it in a sleezy way
I'm officially settled in to the new job. It's really everything I could ask for in a first job. I have a pimp ass 2nd floor office with a couch, two desks and a fake tree, a minion that I'm not sure what to do with, 17 cases and have been to court once and am going two times next week. It's perfect. And lots and lots of my cases have gore. Super ( Read more... ) -
In the words on 10th grade Rach, "it's a sign!"
Yesterday I interviewed for a job in Louisville. Subsequently, I went to whole foods to buy butter (yeah, i only buy butter from whole foods in Louisville, but that's another story). While there I came across my fave out of season seasonal louisville brewed beer that noone ever has. I think this is a sign.
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So a girl walks out of a bar...
I'm donnnnnnnne!!! Forever! (unless I fail or decide to move to another jurisdiction) Thank sweet baby Christ, I have a life again and am celebrating in style, with sushi, sake and champagne martinis.
Xoxo, all. Mwah!
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So a girl walks in to a bar [exam]...
I will have my life back in exactly 48 hours. Everyone please pray that this return of my life is for good and not just until January ( Read more... ) -
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So, the other day, I discovered a one-man band called Radical Face. He is vaguely reminiscent of a Fleet Foxes-Sufjan Stevens-Death Cab-Slowblow lovechild. His cd is pretty much the best thing I have heard this summer.
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I hate this. I hate this. I hate this. I am not going to pass. I am not. ArgggggggggggajsdlkgjnvigijvajMKLRGJJ.