peristalsis is not my favorite parasympathetic response

[rack_noone]

i have a bad feeling about today. mostly because it's only 8:00 and i've already spent an hour in the bathroom. i won't discuss the details, but it's not pretty. it's like a stomach and intestine seizure

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[poblano]

I love walking around New York randomly spending money! I wish I had spent more time there while growing up. I think it took me a while to realize that it was only 2 1/2 - 3 hours away. I hope your tummy feels better!

[rack_noone]

my tummy has stopped seizing. only if i remain in a horizontal position, though. it's the fever. the damn eyewatering fever that's getting me now. 100.9 and rising. aaron is bringing popsicles (and hopefully honey infused peanut butter -- perhaps a bad idea) after work. i am very very excited for popsicles.

[dorothymonkey]

What about Polly?

Or Lola?

I <3 puppies.

[rack_noone]

the prolem is that they're all just too adorable. i want all the puppies.

[dorothymonkey]

aw, or poor three-legged Roxy?

I should not be allowed to look at the homeless dogs. It's too much for me. I can't fight their cuteness.

[rack_noone]

the only thing keeping my sympathy and must-have-puppy at bay with roxy is her CHASE THE CAT game. thou shalt not chase the cat.