So Egypt rocks my fucking face off. - A fingertip's brush against her chin, she thought for a moment before continuing to type. The men here are .. beautifully hot. Shakira and I are going to pick a few out and bring them back to the states. Purely for artistic purposes. I know I don't fool you for a second. We're going to fuck them silly. I ( Read more... )

Change of plans. Shakira, my favorite, has invited me to go on her tour, so I'm flying down to Egypt, now. Well .. I have to finish packing. But it's going to be ok. I'll be back around the 9th. <333333 Massive amounts of love for Shakira. Everyone go listen to her amazing CDs and wish you were her. Ok thanks.

Hi, my name is Rachel and I've never felt so unwanted. Yeah, thanks. Someone take me to a club. Please. Or a bar. Just somewhere that isn't here and so loud with my thoughts. Drama blows so much ass.

Shakira and I are so hot. Don't you want to fuck us? Just a couple of our credentials:

Shakira has some sexylicious hip tricks that are mad fun. Rock on, I love you.

I have highly fuckable tongue tricks and no gag reflex. Go me.

That is all. ;D

I am Rachel and this is my update. - Squinting slightly, the pads of her right-handed fingertips were easily lifted to her eye, rubbing a bit. I am also hungover, and in need of some Asprin and a beer. Someone come see me and we can eat this big ass breakfast Chris brought me. She feels so bad that she might miss my birthday. Waha. Oh. I'm ( Read more... )

No, I'm not all sad or anything, I just like Chevelle. Anyway, hi. ;D I'm Rachel Aguilera. Ask me anything you want about my sister, but I'll hate you forever. <3 Just kidding. I want to meet you, so IM me on strippabIe. You'll love me, I promise. I'm the cool and younger hotter { ok maybe not } version of my sister. Someone take me to a ( Read more... )