"You just want me to be like, 'Get out the trowel and ho my back area!"'

- Beatrix Bollinger

I haven't updated this journal in a while (well, at least publicly) so I thought I might. So, here is a recipe for my new favorite beverage:

INGREDIENTS:
1/2 cup club soda
1 cup white wine

DIRECTIONS:
1. Pour wine into glasses, and top off with club soda. Serve immediately.

I like to garnish it with some summer berries for a real treat.

Bollinger made this survey. Enjoy!

Beatrix and I have decided to write a parody of Britney & Kevin: Chaotic called Frodo & Sam: Mesmerotic.

Frodo Spears's catch phrase:

"You think you know my truth. But you don't, because you don't know what truth is."

Title: Yurt Love
Author: Radaker Catalina (radaker)
Pairings: Viggo/Elijah
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Yeah, whatever everyone else puts.
Summary: Elijah visits Viggo in a yurt in Palm Springs. Craziness ensues.
Author's Notes: This is just a silly little story I wrote for the Viggo/Elijah Take a Line Challenge for viggo_elijah.

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Ok, so after some consulting with Beatrix, we had an idea. Sean Astin has an evil twin brother, Glon Astin. Glon causes mischief by confusing Elijah. Oh, this could be wonderful.

Why won't Beatrix update our hobbit porn? Why oh why? Was it that bad? Am I that bad of a writer? Is she giving me a taste of my own medecine? I hate medecine! Oh this is just awful.

How come every time I try to update my journal it says "Read Only Mode" and says some bullshit about server maintenence? I'm so sick of this!