[Ninth] - A Russian Life Was Very Sad

[radiant_will]

[Well, it seems like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Or just on a harder, less comfortable bed than the one she fell asleep on last night. With Japan having been recently droned, compounded with this new development, Kallen is in a particularly bad mood this morning

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[mokorilove]

[Ryo is gonna catch that boot and try to calm her down.]

Oi, oi, this isn't going to solve anything! You're going to get yourself into trouble!

[radiant_will]

I don't care. What's the worst they can do?

[Throwing another can.]

[mokori_love]

[ASDSFLKJL--CATCHES IT--]

I don't know, but you shouldn't be trying to find out!

[radiant_will]

[Glares at him.]

I'm sick of sitting back and doing nothing. Now get out of the way!

[lotuslife]

[Vietnam runs up to Kallen and, well.

She bodily tackles- or attempts to- the other girl to the ground, yelling. If she succeeds, she'll try to pin her, as well.]

Comrade! Get a hold of yourself! Do not attack our glorious leader!

[radiant_will]

[She catches the movement in her peripherals just before impact. Kallen staggers, struggling to push Vietnam off while all the cans fall, clatter, and start rolling around on the ground.]

What are you doing? Get off!

[lotuslife]

[She catches an elbow to the gut but grits her teeth and tries to clap a hand over Kallen's mouth. She leans in close, hissing in the quietest tone she can manage:] Listen to me. They will harm you. They may do worse. They will kill you without a care. Think straight!

[radiant_will]

[Yelling into her hand, but trying less hard to shake her off.]

Let them! I don't care. Let them try whatever they want!

[never_any_doubt]

[Oh god Spy's job is so easy! Throwing things at the party leader's house is definitely subversive, right?]

Excuse me, Madame, but what are you doing?

[radiant_will]

[Sub-subversive, I'd say.]

Throwing things at this building. Don't try and stop me.

[never_any_doubt]

[Whatever it is, he needs to report five people today, so... congrats! You're going on his list.]

Mm. I can see zhat. Beets, from zhe look of eet. Why would you waste such perfectly good food?

[Spy puts on his best trollface.]

[radiant_will]

They've pretty gross, actually. You have something better I could throw?

[maipolecomrades]

Kallen has committed the following crimes: Disturbing Comrade Ivanov, Subversive Use of Beets, Unlawful Footwear Redistribution.

She has been taken to be re-educated, and will be droned for Four Hours. She will return from re-education missing her left hand.

She will receive 6 extra beets on her ration card as compensation for her disability.

[an_zero]

[His hair is a complete mess, but Zero stomps up to Kallen--not that he knows who she is.]

Were you the one throwing things and shouting?

[radiant_will]

[Kallen has no voice recognition skill, so she won't recognize him, either.]

Yeah. So?

[an_zero]

You may not want to direct attention to yourself like this.

[radiant_will]

Little late for that, don't you think? Not that I care.