Six Weird Habits

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Six weird habits I have. (via phinnia1. I chew. I chew on things you wouldn't think of chewing on. I go through whole baggies of those little plastic flossers in record time. I chew Sharpies and cellphone antennae and ceramic fork handles and the little metal hooks intended for hanging tea cups (though, of course, not while they're affixed to the

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[phinnia]

I compulsively chew on straws, and I also have a Chewy Tube(tm).

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I tried jamming an athletic tooth guard in my mouth, but it made my poor wittle gums sore. You'd think chewing on metal hooks would have toughened me up some. Stupid human physiology.