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Doomsday
Welcome to version three of ( Read more... ) -
live like a wire
Greetings from the wasteland ( Read more... ) -
Oh how like sweetly conversing with a lady is upgrading to PHP5...
- (Paraphrased for brevity and human readability.)
- Me: "Run."
- PHP: "I can't. Something is wrong."
- Me: "What's wrong?"
- PHP: "I don't know."
- Me: "Run."
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an ode to a handful of multicolored objects of various size and shape*
Pills, pills, the magical treat,
the more I take, the longer I sleep.
The longer I sleep, the saner I feel.
I should take pills with every meal!
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The Day that Was the Day
I swear to you that if I lived a thousand years
I could not be more crammed with dubious souvenirs
[Beaudelaire]Today, I'm not reminded on my own of acts of terror nor pompous and self-serving holiday declarations. Every day of your life that is -- on the surface, on the calendar -- designated with a particular meaning has behind it in great ( Read more... ) -
Memery.
Reply and I'll give you a letter.
Find five songs that start with that letter.
Post them to your journal.
dobhar_chu sentenced me to P. To supplicate the chaos deities, I'll spin the ol' wheel and list the first five "P" tunes that Winamp spits out on random playback of my entire audio library.
- Perpetuum Mobile; A Musical Joke Op. 257 (Johann Strauss)
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- Perpetuum Mobile; A Musical Joke Op. 257 (Johann Strauss)
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Hoocha hoocha hoocha... lobster.
Got the tedious-sounding administrative secretary job at the university.
BOO tedious-sounding.
HOORAY getting paid in a bone-dry small town job market.
BOO dealing with students.
HOORAY two free classes per semester.
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Nate vs. The Car Insurance Phone Robot (round two)
- It: "What do you want to do next? You can say: 'make a payment,' 'review current statement,' 'access a different account,' or 'verify last payment.' If you're finished, say 'goodbye.'"
- Me: "Goodbye."
- It: "I didn't understand that response. You can say: 'make a payment,' 'review current statement,' 'access a different account,' or 'verify last ( Read more... )
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Come play the shellgame with the madman.
Email with the subject line "your future, night flower" turns out to be spam offering pharmaceutical relief from that modern analog to the Black Death itself: erectile dysfunction. This makes me grumpy on a planet-smashing scale. Lucky for everyone I shrewdly opted to become a penniless derelict in lieu of turning this high-powered IQ toward a ( Read more... ) -
Let there be noise.
LJ Talk. Jabber integration with LJ accounts. Highly developmental right now, but interesting to play with. No major snags with Gaim 1.5 (so far (that I've seen)).
Pointed out by labyrinthman.