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And even from the grave, the bony hand of Blockbuster reaches out to fist me from behind ( Read more... ) -
Golgotha
I swore I'd never return to this place.
Yet here I am, homeless, jobless, friendless, leaning on the family that I rejected, hoping my eventual first paycheck will pull across the finish line before my credit card hits 100%.
Oh my life. -
Six Weird Habits
Six weird habits I have. (via phinnia1. I chew. I chew on things you wouldn't think of chewing on. I go through whole baggies of those little plastic flossers in record time. I chew Sharpies and cellphone antennae and ceramic fork handles and the little metal hooks intended for hanging tea cups (though, of course, not while they're affixed to the ( Read more... ) -
How uneventful my life is.
Mom and her pseudo-boyfriend Duane came into town. Sis and I went out to dinner with them, to a place called "Pinnacle Peak." The place is not the most annoying restaurant on Earth, solely thanks to the existence of Shakey's Pizza, Chuck E. Cheese, and that whole stratum of irritation. Anyway, the screenplay for the evening goes like so:
- Mom: "I' ( Read more... )
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Streamlining for better fascism.
While I'm usually a heavy proponent of anything that increases terror, chaos, and suffering in the world at large, any and all brits reading this need to apprise themselves of the Legislative and Regulatory Reform BillYeah, the name sounds boring, but we're talking about nothing less than the end of parliamentary government in the UK. Read the ( Read more... ) -
Quote of the day.
"Evil is not cute, evil is not sweet and romantic, evil
pops out of oblivion and bitches you out for fucking
with a puzzle box and then shoves you into an iron maiden."
[-- ground0messiah on Tim Burton] -
V-Day
My traditional V-Day bilestream has been cancelled this year ( Read more... ) -
Statistically Improbable Phrases
http://www.amazon.com/gp/phrase?phrase=ass%20festival
Now taking bets about how many hours I'll waste on this particular toy today. -
caff rehab murderdeathkill
This is... day three of my dietary dry-out ( Read more... ) -
Dill pickles in the piñata.
In the end, it was the Sunday afternoons he couldn't cope with, and that ( Read more... )