HAPPY BOXING DAY! *KA-POW*

Hello,
I'm a disfunctional teenager.
Read about my exploits in my up and coming book "ME and MY VAN" or answer THE question and be added to my non exsistant waiting list of answers i must read.

If you were a pickle, and you had just been stepped on by several camels (who are digesting your pickle friends) what would you do?