i will never be as cool as a polka dotted ladder loft on stilts

[radiocure_]

so, supposedly, when the arundel mills mall was being constructed, workers spotted a 12 foot creature in the woods & notified the police. once the police arrived, they too saw the creature lying down on top of a hill. after awhile it got up & sprinted away. it was not any identifiable animal or human & it left very large foot prints. this

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[falln2grace]

do they refer to this creature as anything? maybe you could at least name it

the poor thing probably feels as bad as i do

[radiocure_]

no! they just refer to it as 'the twelve foot furry creature that was not a bear". that's not a very catchy name. if i was a cyptozoological animal, i would totally be offended. but im not very good with names. i've had two frogs since i was nine & they *still* remain nameless =/

do you have any suggestions, ms hoovera?

[pepperjack]

betrayal hurts.

[purple_corduroy]

For what it's worth, I still believe in you.

By the way, I think I'm the missing link. Maybe you could catalog me and make a name for yourself.

[radiocure_]

"For what it's worth, I still believe in you."

... are you talking to me or the creature? both?

& i think if the missing link could play the melodica & be sucha fashionista, we'd probably be *a lot* more advanced than we are now.

[white_rose_eyes]

duuuuude
we watched a tv show about the chuxacabra (or something) last night! the one that mutilates dead cows.

[allyellowflower]

i've totally seen a chupacabra. SUCKAHZ.

this summer we're going to befriend this arundel mills "12 foot creature". he can hang out by the pig plane and go to chevy's with us.