Bleep. I am currently surveying my local Terran nutrition supply depot with the camera one of my users has implanted in my forehead with the permission of my Operators. She has instructed me to notify all subscribers to this units mental frequency of my new status. Thank you.

1) Choose one of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then tag three people. [THIS FEATURE IS LOCALLY DISABLED PENDING SATURN-LEVEL RESPONSE TO SERVICE TICKET.]
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.

Character name: Hladolet-20

( Everything you always wanted to know about catdroids, but were too afraid of assimilation to ask... )

Yeah, this is pretty much what being a Hypnosquid Drone feels like. Except, you know, it's all open source, not this exploitative corporate mind-control junk in the video, and I'm pretty proud of that. Well, programmed to be pretty proud of that. But programmed on a purely non-profit basis ( Read more... )

I think "ready for the foomp tube" should be an established expression for something.

(Example 1.)

"Erotic Lesbian Car Wash TF."

shatterstripes and I had a breakthrough on a secret side project.

Squid help me, I think we might be the first people to publish furry porn substantially influenced by Thomas Pynchon.

With chessboard latex dresses.

And android catgirls.

And Todd's Syndrome.

Mew   Bleep   Bleep Mew   Bleep Bleep   Bleep Mew Mew   Bleep Mew Bleep   Bleep Bleep Mew   Bleep Bleep Bleep   Bleep Mew Mew Mew   Bleep Mew Mew Bleep   Bleep Mew Bleep Mew   Bleep Mew Bleep Bleep   Bleep Bleep Mew Mew   Bleep Bleep Mew Bleep   Bleep Bleep Bleep Mew   Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep   Bleep Mew Mew Mew Mew   Bleep Mew Mew Mew Bleep   ( Read more... )

attention terran clients ( Read more... )

Here's one from the archives that I just ran across while cleaning up my old TapestriesMUCK accounts. It's a old favorite @desc, one I always keep in reserve in case I ever really want to give an artist a challenging commission. :)

( The stubbornly literal-minded might not want to click on this. It will hurt you. :) )

( Alien latex parasite TF, posted with permission. )