People putting huge-ass bows on their baby girls' heads...

It's definitely an America thing; I never see a Japanese baby with a big-ass bow.

Also I get unreasonably annoyed when I see "#blessed"

...and then my friend's Christian mother posted a picture on facebook that said, "I don't have time to hate people who hate me, I'm too busy loving people who love me ( Read more... )

It's one thing to add someone you don't know on facebook. It's another thing to send a message to someone you don't know on facebook commanding them to add you.

Both things are creepy. Don't do them.

When IMing with a someone who lives in another country, don't launch into talking about who got eliminated in the latest episode of your favorite reality tv show. And don't act like they're retarded for not watching said reality tv show ( Read more... )

If you're going to be weirded out by my semi-monthly comments on your facebook activity, then take me off of your friends list. It's not like I'm stalking you and posting on every single thing you do. If sporadic, friendly interaction is too much for you, then clearly, we are not friends.

Do not propose marriage via facebook chat.

Addendum: do not propose marriage via facebook chat to a girl you've only talked to five or six times.

Addendum to addendum: do not propose marriage via facebook chat to a girl you've only talked to five or six times in halted, awkward conversations because you don't even speak the same language.

If you repeatedly speak to someone on an instant messenger and receive nothing more than one word answers at any given time, they probably don't want to talk to you and are too polite to say so.

Probably.

It is inappropriate to hit on your facebook friend when she is in the middle of a national catastrophe.

Mom shared this verse with me over Skype ( Read more... )

Well... I'm socially awkward ( Read more... )