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rae [6:49 PM]: you can't escape it there!
jeremy [6:49 PM]: sure you can
rae [6:50 PM]: it just permeates the air!
jeremy [6:50 PM]: just like fog!
jeremy [6:50 PM]: or cats!
rae [6:50 PM]: YEAH MAN

i dreamed about eating wedding cake and two chicks fucking in the back of an old station wagon, which somehow got put into gear and ran off into a lake?
yeahhh.. those bitches drowned.

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( disgusting! )

( boredom )

oh god.
i don't want to be twenty-six.

man. this dude came in the cafe last nite. he was having a pretty difficult time ordering something that wasn't chocolate, so i tried to make a few helpful suggestions to expedite the process..so he ended up with a hazelnut latte and a peanut butter cookie. twenty minutes later, he came back up to the counter and decided that it'd be good fun to ( Read more... )

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i was a bunny at work today.
an old gay man told me that i looked adorable as a bunny.
and i mean, he actually clarified that he was an old gay man that thought i was adorable. so that was sweet, not at all creepy or weird.