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[raepxcake]

Tomorrow is my birthday, muffins. Act accordingly or die.

Comments

[origamicupcake]

Dying sounds like the better option.

should be automatically excluded due to the date incident

[raepxcake]

You saved my job. I'll take that as a birthday present.

[origamicupcake]

Good because I wasn't planning on buying you shit anything

[bloodwithcoffee]

Oh yes, whatever are you going to give him, Ko~?

[bloodwithcoffee]

Can't wait. Maybe you'll spontaneously decompose this year.
No, really, why the fuck should we care.

[raepxcake]

Because I am your coworker. I might be tempted to booby trap it loathe it, but I would still get you something on your birthday.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Fuck that piss-poor reasoning. Well, maybe. How about: if you die, I'll get your some cheap tombstone. Go kill yourself. We'll all blame it on depression.

Otherwise, I have better chances of buying presents for Deidara's-longlost-and-twice-removed-pretty-half-Chinese-schoolgirl-relative-from-Canada-who-I-never-actually-met if her birthday happened to be tomorrow. Just saying.

[cake_is_a_bang]

How old are you now, yeah? You have to be at least a senior.

[puppetcakes]

Fun.

[cup_of_smex]

....No. Just, no.