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I WON'T KILL YOU
On Christmas Eve, there will be a party set up for anyone from work who comes. No, fuck that. You are all coming. I regret to do it, but I will at least put my precious babies back in their cages for the time.
There will be copious amounts of alcohol, presents for everyone, and Konan, I'm still not touching you, lest the nightmares start once again -
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Tomorrow is my birthday, muffins. Act accordingly or die.
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WHY. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME MADARA.
I have NEVER had a REAL police arrest in my record before, and Konan, I don't really blame you, but did you have to wear that goddamn bracelet?!
Our not-date was a disaster. Things were actually civil through the salad and soup, I'll give you that. Ko, you still get your origami and post its you were a good date. I suppose. Then when my linguini ( Read more... ) -
Ohshi--
-checks his text in the kitchens, noting the date; tch, his cell is always spazzing out and giving him stuff days late. As he reads his mission, Orochimaru goes--impossibly--paler--
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Din-Din Time!
Kakuzu better not be late for this business venture! All of his snakes are back in their cages, and a nice traditional Japanese meal is laid out on the table. However, that fucker's going to have to knock like the rest of them. ♥
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Name: Orochimaru
Age: 35
Position: Chef
What have you been doing while the store has been closed? Not that it's any of your business, but I've been working part-time at the herpetology center at the local zoo. They didn't want me to work out in front, where people would actually see me. I can't imagine why; I look absolutely stunning for my age ( Read more... )