every mariah carey video makes me throw up. i think i'll wear a dress that barely covers my ass, run my hands up and down my legs, and look into the camera like a wide-eyed blinking fawn every 35 seconds. all of her new songs suck
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back in my freshman year, i was sassy. i didn't take no shit from nobody. observe the following essay that i didn't actually turn in because i wasn't quite that sassy
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all morning i have had that dumb song stuck in my head and i've been running around eating smartfood and a mocha cappucino discussing how you probably should rise and shine and give god your glory glory
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