don't speed on lower macungie road. and wear your seatbelts. and don't hit people who are doing both of those things.

i'm happy they're okay.

last night i couldn't fall asleep. i think it was a result of the 4 hour nap i took in the afternoon that was the result of mixing benadryl and skelaxin. not because i am an XCORE drug user, but becasue i am allergic to my cat and i have the back of an 85 year-old man. So i really couldn't sleep at all, so i decided to go into uncharted territory ( Read more... )

i was perusing netflix for good kung fu movies. this movie called bride with white hair got really good reviews. so i was like right on, i'll rent it, timmy and i will have a kung fu party. so i watch it and i've come to the following conclusions ( Read more... )

yesterday we read a poem by john milton. john milton went blind. he wrote a poem about how pissed he was that he couldn't write the great english epic anymore because he was blind. now, as far as i can see it (pun intended!), the only setback when it comes to being blind is that you are incapable of writing. however, when i inquired as to this ( Read more... )

so the situation is that i desire to sleep over at mr ayukawa's house for new years. the people present would include: pat and tara, pat and julie, greg and rachel, me, and jenna. see the aforementioned groups of "ands" are couples. now i find the main objection to co-ed sleepovers is that i could have sex. but how can i have sex if everyone ( Read more... )

good weekend ( Read more... )

1. What time is it? 11:13 ( Read more... )

i forgot. i saw harry potter. while previously my heart has belonged to tom felton for being the hottest ever, and while whoever was cedric diggory was also commendably hot in this movie, and my love for oliver wood can never diminish ( Read more... )

i went and saw rent. and it was good ( Read more... )

haha guess what? i hate when people post like this. but i'm going to do it. so suck it up and read how envious you should be of my gloriuos life. oh the trial and tribulations of a social butterfly ( Read more... )